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dumdumb — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:37:30 +0000

I had this idea years ago, this isn’t fair.

http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/49947

chugglehead — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:38:46 +0000

Hi,

I’ve never pooped before and I was wondering what it was like.

Best,

Anonymous Girl Who Has Never Pooped B4

dumdumb — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:21:05 +0000

(dumdumb) What does it mean when your poop is green?.twp

(2ply2many) You ate the grinch.

Deep.

dumdumb — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:40:53 +0000

What would we do without it? Dingleberries running amock! Skid marks galore! Personally, I hope we never find out what life is like without TP.

dumdumb — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:16:43 +0000

This is just silly. Reading a magazine? Toilet paper origami? Everyone needs to vote now!